Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Elephant Trunk
Jack goes to the doctor and says Doc Im having trouble getting my penis ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePUWVP
Blue Movie
A saxophone player was contracted to do a recording session for a movie ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePATaN
A millionaire playboy dies, and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter looks at the list of everything hes done in his life, and sen ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePSJMr
Pickle Slicer
So a guy comes home from work, kinda bummed out, and his wife asked Wha ... http://p.ost.im/p/ePk96p
Thursday, December 8, 2011
The Surgeon and the Plumber
A world-famous and very dignified surgeon called a plumber to fix the f ... http://p.ost.im/p/eULMes
Its no big deal.
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: Honey, I go ... http://p.ost.im/p/eULVHd
Flat chested woman
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her b ... http://p.ost.im/p/eDEAjD
Saturday, November 19, 2011
THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all te ... http://p.ost.im/p/eShQDk
The Well Dressed Lawyer and the Redneck
A successful, wealthy and very arrogant bigshot city lawyer and a redne ... http://p.ost.im/p/eSj2Qr
Thursday, November 10, 2011
The Vacuum Cleaner CEO
The CEO of a Vacuum Cleaner company was impatient with the poor job his ... http://p.ost.im/p/eBmysM
Monday, October 31, 2011
$100 Tattoo
So a guy wanted to get a tattoo of a 100 dollar bill on his penis, so ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehghVw
I want to be a priest
An Irishman wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said ... http://p.ost.im/p/eh9yUD
A Priest Offered a Lift to a Nun.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehGuqS
Kidnapping
Paddy needed money. He went to playground, grabbed a kid,and said, Ive ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehVrdF
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
My mate
My mate lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn?t gotten ... http://p.ost.im/p/ervTEq
Bedtime Football
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for afew ... http://p.ost.im/p/ernM4d
Monday, October 24, 2011
Two guys meet, and one has a black eye
What happened? said the first.I was in church last Sunday and when we ... http://p.ost.im/p/ergHtU
When Engineers go to hell
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks hi ... http://p.ost.im/p/ermK56
Friday, October 21, 2011
Jack woke up
Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his companys Christma ... http://p.ost.im/p/erSVFX
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin ... http://p.ost.im/p/erBrd9
Freudian slip
So this guy says to his mate that he had a Freudian slip recently. The ... http://p.ost.im/p/erNqnD
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
A lipstick problem
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the ol ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMgdvN
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of $10 bills
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and se ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMpfsR
Monday, October 17, 2011
Strange Facts about Death
1 More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMx3VB
Perveted
A wife says to her husband youre always pushing me around and talking b ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMb7sP
Wall Street Protesters Meet A CEO and His Son
Dear Son,The radical element of the Wall Street protesters kidnapped m ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMHucu
Perveted
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fin ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMv3gX
TV Captures and Brainwashes Another Intellectual
After fighting the popularity of television for years, this white colla ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM7Jr6
Perveted
My girlfriend thinks that Im a stalker. Well, shes not exactly my girlf ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMnB7r
Boys in the girls dorm
During college orientation the chancellor addressed the incoming class. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMQSjV
Big People Words
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMXGp3
So The Wife Comes Home
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to fi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM4842
A college student is working a part-time job at an Adult Novelty store
when an old woman walks in, grandmotherly and kindly, wearing a shawl a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMP6nM
Friday, October 14, 2011
Canadian Illness
Whats one of the worst Canadian illnesses?Hepatitis eh? ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM2gmV
Transform a Wealthy Yuppie Executive into a Redneck in 40 Easy Steps
Before and After! From Well Dressed and Wealthy Executive (left) to bal ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6TYMJ
Handsome
If sex with three people is called a threesome, and sex with two is cal ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMjTNF
Thursday, October 13, 2011
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM2Juk
The Talking Dog
A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Santa Barbara: Talking Dog for ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMLT5X
Waiting to get paid
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMBNy8
Monday, October 10, 2011
Three women escape from prison
A redhead, brunette a blonde escape from prison and hide in a farmers ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6m5Xt
To start my bad day
I rear-ended a car this morningthe start of a REALLY bad day!The drive ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6xkVr
My girlfriend just found out Ive been sleeping with a barmaid
I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife! ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6q7dg
Two guys are hiking in the woods
Two guys are hiking in the woods when one gets bit on the asscheek by a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6C97R
Are my testicles black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask ... http://p.ost.im/p/e65mF9
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Priceless Cheerleader
Having a picture of you all dolled up in your cute little cheerleader o ... http://p.ost.im/p/ej7G3c
Jeff Mash
For those of you that have been around since the start of MJM you might ... http://p.ost.im/p/e66EUT
Monday, October 3, 2011
Dont take any chances
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws dea ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejSUSJ
What a large crowd
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of pe ... http://p.ost.im/p/eju3VY
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Going to the office
Hubby You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Wi ... http://p.ost.im/p/ej2sxP
Flying in the plane
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2WJyN
The way you say it
Its not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2c3Eq
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Marriage studies findings
A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common for ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejjH2M
Getting revenge with marriage
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. W ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejjpxJ
A way to save your marriage
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a litt ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2vE79
Friday, September 23, 2011
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. T ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2SyBj
What will the neighbors think?
Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took p ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2C8K6
How have times changed?
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2PRSR
Going crazy with confusion
A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a pati ... http://p.ost.im/p/e29Dbe
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
A staged wedding to bust dealers
As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding o ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYVW7H
What is the most damaging food?
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. The materi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYnuMA
Someone really stinks
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2FFct
A very desperate marriage
A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. ... http://p.ost.im/p/e2ew6a
Monday, September 19, 2011
Problems from the start
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on hi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYTQrs
Why cant you be like that?
Jill tells her husband, Jack, that young couple that just moved in next ... http://p.ost.im/p/eY7amX
I have great news for you
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, I hav ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYwV4x
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy co ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYC2Nu
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYffku
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at w ... http://p.ost.im/p/eY2hTd
My daughter is your reward
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept th ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYYvxx
Friday, September 16, 2011
Some practical jokes
Smaller or larger tuxedoA friend got married and I, being the best man ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYmScR
This wife is too jealous
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one ni ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYXanE
A kids view on marriage
What Exactly Is Marriage?Marriage is when you get to keep your girl an ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYj23g
The government cuts costs
The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and he ... http://p.ost.im/p/eY5KJN
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
A man is almost about to die
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, I cannot die w ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFKBxJ
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
Its for my mother-in-law, explained the mourner at the funeral processi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFTcUL
A Mothers Dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFgyGL
Wedding preparation guidelines
Announcement:It is the responsibility of the brides family to announce ... http://p.ost.im/p/eYRQHA
Friday, September 9, 2011
A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. Ive been so desolate ever since ... http://p.ost.im/p/eF9QHe
An organization that makes men fear marriage
The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adop ... http://p.ost.im/p/eF2eXt
Kids at the Wedding
At a friends wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for th ... http://p.ost.im/p/eFHAwb
Like Father, Like Husband?
If its true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it ... http://p.ost.im/p/eF2qW5
Monday, August 29, 2011
Finding perfect men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the ... http://p.ost.im/p/eL9yCj
Getting into fights
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a wo ... http://p.ost.im/p/eLKTtx
Have long marriages
Some people ask the secret of Anthonys long marriage.They take time to ... http://p.ost.im/p/eL3fEf
Gift for a birthday
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told ... http://p.ost.im/p/eL3XJF
Friday, August 26, 2011
The tradition at weddings
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, Mommy, why does t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e8Kb7N
Sunday, August 21, 2011
Never question a drunk
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:a hal ... http://p.ost.im/p/e8HgGW
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,Thin ... http://p.ost.im/p/e8C8M6
And one canadian
A man walks into a bar and sees another man sitting down having a drink ... http://p.ost.im/p/e89rX5
A man boarded an airplane
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanc ... http://p.ost.im/p/e83LW4
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
poshest restaurant
This bloke walks into the poshest restaurant in town and says, Wheres t ... http://p.ost.im/p/e8rxsJ
A String
A string sits down in a bar and orders a drink. The bartender, a very l ... http://p.ost.im/p/e8FULF
The Conductor
The worlds best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake while c ... http://p.ost.im/p/e82bkA
Bob and Martha
Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 yea ... http://p.ost.im/p/e8SLyM
Bungo
Three people are stranded on a desert island. After searching the islan ... http://p.ost.im/p/e8MR3s
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Doctors Office
They always ask at the doctors reception area why you are there, and yo ... http://p.ost.im/p/eR788d
French immigration
Harvey, an elderly American absentmindedly arrived at French immigratio ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRbj35
Wild West
Back in the days of the wild west, a cowboy is riding across the countr ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRvLBJ
Talking Dog
A guy was driving around when he saw a sign in front of a house, Talkin ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRnG3V
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Double Decker Stretched Hummer Limousine
Double Decker Stretched Hummer Limousine ... http://p.ost.im/p/eR7YTY
Saturday, August 13, 2011
Lot to live for
A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her li ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRWwkn
twenty questions
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to pla ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRxShc
No Father
A young boy went into confession and said to the priest, Father, I have ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRbhuh
Monday, August 8, 2011
Two Churches
In a little Southern town there were two churches: A Methodist Church a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRMyDd
Survivor
A guy survives a plane crash and finds himself on a desert island with ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRrbpe
Plane Crash
A plane crashes on a remote island. Twenty Scottish men and one America ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRRh39
Crossword
A young priest boards an airplane, and is shocked to find out that hes ... http://p.ost.im/p/eRrkJ3
Saturday, August 6, 2011
sonofabitch
One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. H ... http://p.ost.im/p/edx6cU
First time
Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the ou ... http://p.ost.im/p/edfeaW
Watermelon Patch
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he ... http://p.ost.im/p/edGYEc
Cheap Trick
guy shows up at a bordello with only 5$the guy at the counter says ugh ... http://p.ost.im/p/edVv7m
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Youre a lawyer if
You Might Be A Lawyer If.You are charging someone for reading these jo ... http://p.ost.im/p/ed8vGD
Need a new lawyer
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different LawyerYour lawyer tells ... http://p.ost.im/p/eeGCdU
Learning a lesson
A prominent lawyers son dreamed of following in his fathers footsteps. ... http://p.ost.im/p/edNjFF
Demise of a partner
One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eetu2T
Advice from lawyers
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. Ho ... http://p.ost.im/p/edNRy3
Knowing the facts
The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred i ... http://p.ost.im/p/edNfGS
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Free Drinks For A Year
Man is filling up at a local bar and sees a sign behind the counter tha ... http://p.ost.im/p/edYu7X
Camel
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post ... http://p.ost.im/p/eec9Wm
New Marine
New marine assigned to a remote post. Asks what the other men do for.. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eetc9U
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Some old men can think fast
Ron, an elderly man in Florida, had owned a large farm for several year ... http://p.ost.im/p/eeYY6L
Rooster
A farmer buys a new rooster, as his old one is past its prime. He lets ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJEs5a
Monday, July 18, 2011
Frog for sale
A man is buying some dog food in a pet shop when he sees a sign: Frog f ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJqK3H
penance card
The young priest spent the morning making the rounds with his elder pre ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJtUmR
The seven dwarfs
The seven dwarfs were in a Catholic church. They were sitting near the ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJEAaY
Camel
A small group of old women at a retirement home are talking when one as ... http://p.ost.im/p/eeFfAc
Sunday, July 17, 2011
From Mike Price
From Mike Price Subject: Re: get over yourself I only read the first ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJfs5B
From CMiski
From CMiski Subject: Hey You know, every now and then, I get really ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJmNae
From TAMMY M.
From TAMMY M. Subject: Your Confirmation Required Here is another ge ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJkRpX
From Crystal
From Crystal Subject: Re: Ok, we all know the Hilarious Picture I sent, ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJ9vG4
From CKRB66
From CKRB66 Subject: Re: Shape up Recently, I made fun of a little kids ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJVskU
From George
From George Subject: remove!!!! take me off your list today!!!!!!!!! ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJXt8R
Monday, July 11, 2011
Spice Girl
Just when you thought it was over! The day after I sent out the Cyber ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJVCwt
Travis vs. Manav
This is the first conversation that I personally didnt play a part in ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJ9j2n
Cyber Sex Response
Last year, I had some JokeMailer want to cybersex with me(you can read ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJ2EgU
Late Night Delirium
Normally, I never include anyone elses chat logs on my Famous Conversat ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJfMvn
Insult
Okay everyone! Most of you know that every now and then, I end up chatt ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJ9K9g
Love
You know, sometimes, a sense of humor can get in the way of personal fe ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJ9KGt
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Frenchman and an Eskimo
What do you get if you cross a Frenchman and an EskimoSnowblower.This ... http://p.ost.im/p/EbWcc
One word or Two?
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each o ... http://p.ost.im/p/EnPxD
Little Johnnys new teacher
Little johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of ... http://p.ost.im/p/Es4HS
Friday, July 8, 2011
No Health Insurance
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The sto ... http://p.ost.im/p/EK9Bd
In jail No sex
These two men were cellmates at prison for nine years. One day Larry sa ... http://p.ost.im/p/eJ8Jwc
The sex maniac
There was a 10 story office building where they were building another 10 ... http://p.ost.im/p/Ec8A7
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Opening doors
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before he could op ... http://p.ost.im/p/EkQC6
Dear John
Dear John, I have a serious problem.Hi John, I really need your advice. ... http://p.ost.im/p/ENLkc
Snow White the seven dwarfs
One day the seven dwarfs were coming home after a hard days work. As the ... http://p.ost.im/p/EF78e
Male Sensitivity
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was i ... http://p.ost.im/p/ESg8h
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
A nurse walks into a bank
A nurse walks into a bank to deposit her pay check. She reaches into her ... http://p.ost.im/p/KxAyH
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner ... http://p.ost.im/p/KVMEN
Monday, June 27, 2011
Picture England
Picture England, its the early evening on a regular muggy day, a light d ... http://p.ost.im/p/KUFEG
A good-looking guy is sitting in a bar
A good-looking guy is sitting in a bar, sipping a whiskey. He notices a ... http://p.ost.im/p/Ku6qU
Old Paddy
Old Paddy is at the bar and hes in one of his drink until everything is ... http://p.ost.im/p/KusFN
Monday, June 20, 2011
The KGB and CIA
The KGB and CIA get together one day and decide that they will decide th ... http://p.ost.im/p/wb3kJ
Wish I could do that.
2 old men were walking down the street when they see a dog licking his o ... http://p.ost.im/p/wK43D
Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of p ... http://p.ost.im/p/wvsp6
Prostitute, Mistress and Wife
Whats the difference between a prostitute, a mistress, and a wife?The p ... http://p.ost.im/p/wQbpG
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Mickey and Minnie Divorce
Mickey Mouse is in the process of divorcing Minnie Mouse.As they sit in ... http://p.ost.im/p/wLNpT
Really Funny Jokes
Really Funny Jokes
Egg and the boiling water
What did the egg say to the boiling water?Its gonna take me a minute to ... http://p.ost.im/p/wdG5s
Wanna see my tattoo?
I was at a wedding, and I was a last minute invite so I got stuck at the ... http://p.ost.im/p/wj5ut
Two nuns
Two nuns are riding their bikes down the back streets of Rome. One says ... http://p.ost.im/p/wJRXu
Guy walks into a bar
Guy walks into a bar and says, Quick, give me three shots of your finest ... http://p.ost.im/p/wMFHq
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Just married
A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honey ... http://p.ost.im/p/wDEGf
Cowboys
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunate ... http://p.ost.im/p/wfaRs
First Condom
Interesting piece of history.In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, usi ... http://p.ost.im/p/wavEP
A wife says to her husband..
“I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear”, to which the husband ... http://p.ost.im/p/waGbk
Monday, June 6, 2011
Truth to a Long Life
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn.He sees a young ... http://p.ost.im/p/TjbwH
An old man
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down ... http://p.ost.im/p/Th6HB
Patrick walks into a bar
Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and s ... http://p.ost.im/p/TyDcv
Saturday, May 28, 2011
A Japanese, Hawaiian and Portuguese
There were three men out sailing, a Japanese, a Hawaiian, and a Portugue ... http://p.ost.im/p/3LaYF
Captain Bravo
Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo.He was a manly man who show ... http://p.ost.im/p/3heQQ
A grasshopper walks into a bar
A grasshopper walks into a bar.Bartender says Hey, we have a drink name ... http://p.ost.im/p/3j3rf
Cannibals
One day 3 people were stuck on an island with cannibals.The cannibals s ... http://p.ost.im/p/326E7
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
I Dont Feel Stupid Anymore (well, I do but Im not alone)
I Dont Feel Stupid Anymore (well, I do but Im not alone) ... http://p.ost.im/p/cs4bL
Friday, May 20, 2011
A man walked into
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked ... http://p.ost.im/p/ch5Ef
guy on a bridge
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, Dont do it! He sa ... http://p.ost.im/p/ckxcW
Cannibal Roulette
A man is visiting a tribe in Africa. The chief says that the Russians vi ... http://p.ost.im/p/crNEa
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Little Johnnys neighbor had a baby
Little Johnnys neighbor had a baby.Unfortunately, the baby was born wit ... http://p.ost.im/p/v3dHf
Donations
I just got a call from a charity asking me if I wanted to donate some of ... http://p.ost.im/p/vTKru
A man and his girlfriend
A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pea ... http://p.ost.im/p/vE8x3
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