$100 Tattoo

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I want to be a priest

An Irishman wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said ... http://p.ost.im/p/eh9yUD

A Priest Offered a Lift to a Nun.

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Kidnapping

Paddy needed money. He went to playground, grabbed a kid,and said, Ive ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehVrdF

My mate

My mate lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn?t gotten ... http://p.ost.im/p/ervTEq

Bedtime Football

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Two guys meet, and one has a black eye

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When Engineers go to hell

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks hi ... http://p.ost.im/p/ermK56

Jack woke up

Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his companys Christma ... http://p.ost.im/p/erSVFX

A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday

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Freudian slip

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A lipstick problem

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of $10 bills

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Random Funny Pics (26 Pictures)

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Strange Facts about Death

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Perveted

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Wall Street Protesters Meet A CEO and His Son

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Perveted

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TV Captures and Brainwashes Another Intellectual

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Perveted

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Boys in the girls dorm

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Big People Words

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So The Wife Comes Home

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A college student is working a part-time job at an Adult Novelty store

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Canadian Illness

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Tea

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Transform a Wealthy Yuppie Executive into a Redneck in 40 Easy Steps

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Handsome

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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter

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The Talking Dog

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Waiting to get paid

A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMBNy8

Three women escape from prison

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To start my bad day

I rear-ended a car this morningthe start of a REALLY bad day!The drive ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6xkVr

My girlfriend just found out Ive been sleeping with a barmaid

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Two guys are hiking in the woods

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Are my testicles black?

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Priceless Cheerleader

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Jeff Mash

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Dont take any chances

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What a large crowd

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