Monday, October 31, 2011
$100 Tattoo
So a guy wanted to get a tattoo of a 100 dollar bill on his penis, so ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehghVw
I want to be a priest
An Irishman wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said ... http://p.ost.im/p/eh9yUD
A Priest Offered a Lift to a Nun.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehGuqS
Kidnapping
Paddy needed money. He went to playground, grabbed a kid,and said, Ive ... http://p.ost.im/p/ehVrdF
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
My mate
My mate lost her husband almost four years ago and still hasn?t gotten ... http://p.ost.im/p/ervTEq
Bedtime Football
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for afew ... http://p.ost.im/p/ernM4d
Monday, October 24, 2011
Two guys meet, and one has a black eye
What happened? said the first.I was in church last Sunday and when we ... http://p.ost.im/p/ergHtU
When Engineers go to hell
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks hi ... http://p.ost.im/p/ermK56
Friday, October 21, 2011
Jack woke up
Jack woke up with a huge hangover after attending his companys Christma ... http://p.ost.im/p/erSVFX
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doin ... http://p.ost.im/p/erBrd9
Freudian slip
So this guy says to his mate that he had a Freudian slip recently. The ... http://p.ost.im/p/erNqnD
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
A lipstick problem
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the ol ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMgdvN
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of $10 bills
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and se ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMpfsR
Monday, October 17, 2011
Strange Facts about Death
1 More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMx3VB
Perveted
A wife says to her husband youre always pushing me around and talking b ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMb7sP
Wall Street Protesters Meet A CEO and His Son
Dear Son,The radical element of the Wall Street protesters kidnapped m ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMHucu
Perveted
Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going fin ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMv3gX
TV Captures and Brainwashes Another Intellectual
After fighting the popularity of television for years, this white colla ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM7Jr6
Perveted
My girlfriend thinks that Im a stalker. Well, shes not exactly my girlf ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMnB7r
Boys in the girls dorm
During college orientation the chancellor addressed the incoming class. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMQSjV
Big People Words
A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMXGp3
So The Wife Comes Home
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to fi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM4842
A college student is working a part-time job at an Adult Novelty store
when an old woman walks in, grandmotherly and kindly, wearing a shawl a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMP6nM
Friday, October 14, 2011
Canadian Illness
Whats one of the worst Canadian illnesses?Hepatitis eh? ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM2gmV
Transform a Wealthy Yuppie Executive into a Redneck in 40 Easy Steps
Before and After! From Well Dressed and Wealthy Executive (left) to bal ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6TYMJ
Handsome
If sex with three people is called a threesome, and sex with two is cal ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMjTNF
Thursday, October 13, 2011
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, ... http://p.ost.im/p/eM2Juk
The Talking Dog
A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Santa Barbara: Talking Dog for ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMLT5X
Waiting to get paid
A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of ... http://p.ost.im/p/eMBNy8
Monday, October 10, 2011
Three women escape from prison
A redhead, brunette a blonde escape from prison and hide in a farmers ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6m5Xt
To start my bad day
I rear-ended a car this morningthe start of a REALLY bad day!The drive ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6xkVr
My girlfriend just found out Ive been sleeping with a barmaid
I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife! ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6q7dg
Two guys are hiking in the woods
Two guys are hiking in the woods when one gets bit on the asscheek by a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e6C97R
Are my testicles black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask ... http://p.ost.im/p/e65mF9
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Priceless Cheerleader
Having a picture of you all dolled up in your cute little cheerleader o ... http://p.ost.im/p/ej7G3c
Jeff Mash
For those of you that have been around since the start of MJM you might ... http://p.ost.im/p/e66EUT
Monday, October 3, 2011
Dont take any chances
A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws dea ... http://p.ost.im/p/ejSUSJ
What a large crowd
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of pe ... http://p.ost.im/p/eju3VY
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