Saturday, March 31, 2012
Temptation
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVgnFx
A Man and his Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVAnAD
Friday, March 30, 2012
Truly incredible dog
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equall ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVp34P
I think this teapot is seducing me…
I think this teapot is seducing me… ... http://p.ost.im/p/eV4Tch
Now you really have no excuse not to be at the gym
Now you really have no excuse not to be at the gym ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVrXpV
Just paving this driveway…nothing to see here
Just paving this driveway…nothing to see here ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVCJ88
Thursday, March 29, 2012
Teaching the child
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4EXAa
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4gtYB
Wife letter to husband
I am writing you this letter to let you know that Im leaving you. Your ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4cMjR
Golf Wedding
The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar the groom ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVdKk6
Golf Love Poem
I think that I shall never seea hazard rougher than an tree;A tree oe ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4gfQ7
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Murder Scene
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4EwK9
An ice storm went through China and this was left on a plant
An ice storm went through China and this was left on a plant ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVe9QU
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Religious One-Liners
Bumper Sticker:If all else failsread the instructions(The Bible)Bumper ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4W586
Offer made to Adam
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVFLtY
He cums 100$ bills.(And it was actually him
He cums 100$ bills.(And it was actually him ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4wNN7
Golf
Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4EFfm
The positive side of getting old
You’ll never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist aga ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4gYGs
Monday, March 26, 2012
This is a REAL dog. It’s not a stuffed animal…
This is a REAL dog. It’s not a stuffed animal… ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4aq6s
Ten Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation
10. Every Tuesday he insists its his turn to be the siren.9. He is sta ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVNFNr
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with.9. If you get tired, yo ... http://p.ost.im/p/e44BYg
The preacher is dying
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his law ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4ma25
How True in Golf
Always concede the fourth putt.Bunkers have the unnerving habit of rus ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4y8UQ
Encountering a bear
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous pa ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4yHf9
Sunday, March 25, 2012
There was a place crash in Poland
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4x35h
A plane flying in the 1930s
In the early 1930s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer wa ... http://p.ost.im/p/e45YLr
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Another beautiful winter night in Winnipeg, Manitoba
Another beautiful winter night in Winnipeg, Manitoba ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4qCuQ
Friday, March 23, 2012
There are lawyers on the flight
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cab ... http://p.ost.im/p/e49cxL
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Rodeo Position
Two guys in a bar are discussing positions so one tells the other, Well ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXp964
I’ll just put my forehead on hers and tilt my head down…ah…perfect, no one can tell…
I’ll just put my forehead on hers and tilt my head down…ah…perfec ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4e5b4
Half off these tickets
USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXbUNU
TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS
Statement: Im a Romantic.True Meaning: Im poor.Statement: Youre the o ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXGXuE
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
The whole world could be happy
Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flyi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXcdY3
LightSabers Make History More Interesting
LightSabers Make History More Interesting ... http://p.ost.im/p/eX4s4e
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding h ... http://p.ost.im/p/e4YMUg
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled ou ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXT3Hj
Tuesday, March 20, 2012
The Goodnight Kiss
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.They are about to kiss each ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXVTMs
Monday, March 19, 2012
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXVwTU
Sunday, March 18, 2012
My Friend’s snake has refused to eat this rat for 2 months
My Friend’s snake has refused to eat this rat for 2 months ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXMagg
Saturday, March 17, 2012
Results of damage testing
It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique devi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXa3Cj
There is a blond on the plane
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXQs9R
Friday, March 16, 2012
A Skydiving lesson
All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXPq4F
Airplane maintenance
Squawks are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenanc ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXaR9k
Arriving home very drunk
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXQJEa
Thursday, March 15, 2012
An emergency landing
According to The Australian, an airliner recently encountered severe vi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXAmyG
Just Married
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXBGgk
Facebook Timeline: Am I doing it right?
Facebook Timeline: Am I doing it right? ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXa5mP
Golfing pair.
A man walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXfc3a
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were ... http://p.ost.im/p/eCKSpP
A Favor
I know I havent known you very long and I shouldnt be asking you for th ... http://p.ost.im/p/eCKc5M
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Birthday Present
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweethearts birthday, ... http://p.ost.im/p/eC4eJL
I have a magical dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table ... http://p.ost.im/p/eXJrjq
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasnt wanted to ha ... http://p.ost.im/p/eCbSg3
Friday, March 9, 2012
Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Wants To Be Vice President
10. The Washington, D.C. TJ Maxx has sold out of pantsuits.9. Shes pra ... http://p.ost.im/p/eCHf2D
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
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Monday, March 5, 2012
A Rope and Two Knots
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQKh6k
50 Year Old Nightie
A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.That night ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQWjct
Adam and Eve
Why did god create Adam before he created eve?Because he didnt want an ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQbfAm
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. Ive smoked fatter joints than that.2. Ahh, its cute.3. Who circumc ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQt3H7
Doing It In The Dark
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husbands insistence that they a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQxRNH
Thursday, March 1, 2012
104 Year Old Woman Interview
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: And what do you think ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQyawD
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearl ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQhumq
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Ga ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQPh7b
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint P ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQrFCP
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he c ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQFNSG
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently ... http://p.ost.im/p/eQAMT8
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