Monday, April 30, 2012
Couple Conversation
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, Honey, i ... http://p.ost.im/p/eph8ja
Three Wishes
A woman was cleaning her attic with her cat by her side for company. Am ... http://p.ost.im/p/eprLGP
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Worse Golfers??!!
Myself and a fellow caddy recently helped two aged Germans around our c ... http://p.ost.im/p/epNjVp
Taxi driver in Heaven
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was ... http://p.ost.im/p/epfu57
Mistaken Identity
A woman named Shirley from Beverly Hills had a heart attack and was tak ... http://p.ost.im/p/epRM4V
Minister Billy Graham
The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he ... http://p.ost.im/p/ephk2N
Boarding from what gate?
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boar ... http://p.ost.im/p/epyAMX
Saturday, April 28, 2012
Do You Play?
About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at airport ... http://p.ost.im/p/epFass
At The Water Cooler
Two men are talking at the water cooler at work one Monday morning.Wha ... http://p.ost.im/p/epfQBF
Where have you been?
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stay ... http://p.ost.im/p/epfKNb
Because every once in a while, you find a gem…
Because every once in a while, you find a gem… ... http://p.ost.im/p/epSxGE
Looking to buy a frog?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, If I show you a really g ... http://p.ost.im/p/ep2Mnq
A problem with teeth
This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentur ... http://p.ost.im/p/epFmj7
Friday, April 27, 2012
Golf With Clergy
A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the pri ... http://p.ost.im/p/egn7Ka
Real Golf Definitions
Fairway: An unfamiliar track of closely mowed grass running from the te ... http://p.ost.im/p/egVxdG
Not Their Day
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had won $5,000 dol ... http://p.ost.im/p/egxQnM
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Minister gives sermon
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, ... http://p.ost.im/p/egWpvG
How I feel driving when there’s no one on the road
How I feel driving when there’s no one on the road ... http://p.ost.im/p/egWMVp
Great One Liners
You know its too wet to play golf when your cart capsizes.You know its ... http://p.ost.im/p/egpaYt
Two of the Best Balls Hit
Glen came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend w ... http://p.ost.im/p/egWTut
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Like a boss: George Clooney’s response to rumors that he’s gay
Like a boss: George Clooney’s response to rumors that he’s gay ... http://p.ost.im/p/eg4ep2
20 seconds of laughter… 20 years of therapy
20 seconds of laughter… 20 years of therapy ... http://p.ost.im/p/egXA5s
Every single YouTube video that I really want to watch
Every single YouTube video that I really want to watch ... http://p.ost.im/p/egq88K
Wrong Club Selection
For most of the round the golfer had argued with his caddy about club s ... http://p.ost.im/p/egaWkR
Golfing Lawyer
A chap was teeing off and hit a lousy ball onto the next fairway and en ... http://p.ost.im/p/eggRbk
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Possibly the coolest hairstyle I have ever seen in my entire existence…
Possibly the coolest hairstyle I have ever seen in my entire existenc ... http://p.ost.im/p/egwFLV
The Finer Reasons To Golf
Two friends were having a discussion on the finer reasons why they like ... http://p.ost.im/p/egmPY8
God granting miracles
A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes b ... http://p.ost.im/p/egxb54
How I feel locking my car without looking back
How I feel locking my car without looking back ... http://p.ost.im/p/egF8Rd
Monday, April 23, 2012
Bloopers of children
Some bloopers of biblical proportions written by Sunday School students ... http://p.ost.im/p/egjjDL
Why Eve was created
Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created10. God was worried that Adam would fre ... http://p.ost.im/p/eg6Luy
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Accidental Death
There are two nice bachelor brothers who live with their mother, Jim an ... http://p.ost.im/p/egrA8c
The blind skydiver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked ... http://p.ost.im/p/egfYwx
Two Men in a LifeBoat
Two men were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a bu ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebTGUr
Mayan 2012
Apocalypse Studies 101: Guess the World Ended and We Didn’t Even Know ... http://p.ost.im/p/egeeWE
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Yes Dr. Kloepneckler, the vagina is indeed an amazing machine
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After coming home from a friends house with cats
After coming home from a friends house with cats ... http://p.ost.im/p/egjTUW
Never Say To A Cop
1. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)2. So ... http://p.ost.im/p/eg253x
Muscular Man
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender c ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebwUcD
Friday, April 20, 2012
Letters to the Pastor
The following are actual questions written to pastors from children acr ... http://p.ost.im/p/egreva
The loss of engines
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into t ... http://p.ost.im/p/egNUyg
New Office Supplies
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regul ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebcWRq
Thursday, April 19, 2012
The plane is crashing into the ocean
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebPktS
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he sa ... http://p.ost.im/p/eb57eR
The Helpful Wife
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation ta ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebfsuB
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
What’s going on in your fish tank, Elmo?
What’s going on in your fish tank, Elmo? ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebbGtF
Irish Drunk Driver
One night, a policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through t ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebpeDH
Strange Facts about Death
1 More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebVvRn
Excuses For When You Must Play Golf!
I always play well when it rains.I am almost 50; I need to practice fo ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebPtJj
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Golf and Arthritis
It hurts on the back swing, it hurts when I bendIm stiff as a board wh ... http://p.ost.im/p/eb4YEg
Cause Of Death
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in th ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebtNpT
Golfing With Stevie Wonder
Steve Wonder and Tiger Woods cross paths at a popular meeting place. Wo ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebuM9M
Monday, April 16, 2012
World’s worst person to be in the armed forces
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LOFT
Three guys are golfing with the club pro. First guy tees off and hits a ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebyHcN
I guess this is why pirating exists…
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Ripper
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happene ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebD4vc
Will Ferrell on the lessons that life teaches everyone of us
Will Ferrell on the lessons that life teaches everyone of us ... http://p.ost.im/p/eb4E35
RIP Pillsbury
Dear Friends: It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the f ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqvuvb
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Cop-speak Translated
While on routine patrolI was in the car because the coffee shop was cl ... http://p.ost.im/p/eb8HYy
Revenge
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife.A few days later the underta ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebMgcB
Bill Gates saving up for Lamborghini
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No Balls
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.As the motorcycle officer w ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebMC8S
Saturday, April 14, 2012
What just happened here?
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses po ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebdeWE
Overcrowded church
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capaci ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqKKVK
Top Ten Cool Names for a Golfer
Hale N. WonTy TaniumJuan UnderT. A. BallWoody MetalCal AwaySpike Mark ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqwGXH
After hearing that JK Rowling is no longer a billionaire – Good Girl JK
After hearing that JK Rowling is no longer a billionaire – Good Girl ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebY5Xf
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebFdX4
Friday, April 13, 2012
Golf Genie
A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqTeGy
The Fortune Teller
Golfer: Are there golf courses in HeavenFortune Teller: I have good ne ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebDkqb
So I found these KONY posters in my school
So I found these KONY posters in my school ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqvLw5
The TV is not amused by your attention-getting antics
The TV is not amused by your attention-getting antics ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqwr5x
Love Handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Sen ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebAbAu
What is it like to you?
Mortal: What is a million years like to you?God: Like one second.Mort ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebAVta
Thursday, April 12, 2012
This New Yorker cover never ran. Maybe they were afraid it was too explosive
This New Yorker cover never ran. Maybe they were afraid it was too expl ... http://p.ost.im/p/eq3YHk
Texas Policing
Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The ... http://p.ost.im/p/ebJSeW
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Spell Checker
I halve a spelling checker,It came with my pea see.It plainly marks f ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqUgWB
Didn’t Yell Fore
A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the tre ... http://p.ost.im/p/eq9aLK
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about who ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqgWcS
Popped up on my newsfeed. Cheerleading at its finest
Popped up on my newsfeed. Cheerleading at its finest ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqbB7W
Cross Examination
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officerduring a felony ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqqGmc
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Irish Golfer
A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqfV2U
Healing the Sick
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqAXcf
Monday, April 9, 2012
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that t ... http://p.ost.im/p/eq9nr5
Sunday, April 8, 2012
After giving a sermon
The Baptist preacher just finished his sermon for the day and proceeded ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqDg3N
At the construction job
Theres this cathedral thats still being worked on, and the workers have ... http://p.ost.im/p/eq52uR
Satan vists the church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqSwur
Are blind pilots flying?
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqDNDp
Body Parts
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident body parts everywhere. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqmWc4
Saturday, April 7, 2012
I’m not sure how I feel about eating here…
I’m not sure how I feel about eating here… ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqxDh5
Service for Your Dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqBMTx
Hide him during a war
It was about a month ago when a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to ... http://p.ost.im/p/eq2cMh
Three Wishes from a Frog
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. S ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqrR9e
Friday, April 6, 2012
Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed o ... http://p.ost.im/p/eV7hvh
Pastor painting church
It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: pai ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqhdKD
Framed
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following ex ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqJ4Gu
Life After Death
Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqk6rV
Scared to Death
A womans husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a d ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqebR6
Thursday, April 5, 2012
A very faithful woman
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in ta ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqMqVS
Asshole Stretcher
A guy speeding over a bridge, late for work, gets stopped by a cop stan ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVv4xk
Flying without a parachute
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes fal ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVwkgA
Making a bet at a bar
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqr7h8
A sermon about lying
A minister told his congregation, Next week I plan to preach about the ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqdhHU
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Lost Golf Ball
The golfer had lost his ball and was a little annoyed with his caddy. W ... http://p.ost.im/p/eq84uM
What was the problem before?
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around a ... http://p.ost.im/p/eq2B3W
Bell Ringer (Long Version)
After Quasimodos death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent ... http://p.ost.im/p/eqMg2w
Fear of bombs on planes
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had rel ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVBASf
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Mirror, Mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bath ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVEKsT
Revenge: Bill Gate’s Police Call
Brussels police department, how may I assist you?Uh.. yes.. I just got ... http://p.ost.im/p/eq8ntx
Perks Of Being Over The Hill
There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.Things that you bu ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVsHEc
Mortician
Dorothy is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She g ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVb8XL
Air Force One crashes
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken th ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVCk5s
Monday, April 2, 2012
You looked a lot like my wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at t ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVuLdL
College Exam Plea
O Lord, hear my anxious pleaCalculus is killing meI know not of dx or ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVCUFv
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Lightning just struck
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only wa ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVVUwE
The Statues
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These ... http://p.ost.im/p/eV443r
Bill Gates’ Adventures in Heaven
Ever wondered what heaven looks like ?Bill Gates died and, much to eve ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVy6gp
Heaven Can Wait
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVfDsy
Policemen in Heaven
St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up.Welcome to he ... http://p.ost.im/p/eVCpBP
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