Thursday, May 31, 2012

Check out the sexy coupons I got for my birthday!

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Attractive Qualities

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Me when my Mom used to shield my eyes during a sex scene in a movie

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How to be truly offensive at a funeral

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Its the children that you gotta watch out for!

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Golf Again?

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Flat Tummy

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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

FBI Job Interview

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Disney’s Aladdin

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Getting a Promotion

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How we imagine most of our myjokemail fans

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Sad…but true

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Your Last Lamaze Class

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I have a job, but still…

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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Do you go to church?

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Totally worth paying for the data plan

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An engineer and a programmer

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Those raccoons are not luggage

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Going to go hug my mother now..

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Illinois basketball Meyers Leonard getting surprised by his military brother coming home early

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Cookies

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Monday, May 28, 2012

The Genie

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Funny Quotes: Quote of the day

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A blind pilot is flying this plane?

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Bathroom Stall Rebel

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A no-frills airline

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One Free Wish

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A nun arrives at the local bar

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I still haven’t seen the KONY video

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Sunday, May 27, 2012

Sadly, how I feel when I wear high-heels

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Found this goldmine on my facebook wall…

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Blonde Golfer

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Just Think

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Closing sermon words

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It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Wait, no, it’s a WTF?

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

It’s nearly been 100 yrs, should be alright

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Russian Roulette

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Highly religious horse

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101 Things Not To Say During Sex

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Cinderella

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How do you decide who to marry? Written by kids

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Gang signs, am I doing it right?

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Monday, May 21, 2012

This is Sidney

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More Golf Truths

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Caption contest: How would you title this picture? Reply in comments…

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Virgin Death

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My god the Value!

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Hungover today, this is exactly how i feel right now

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Proof that world is going to end in 2012

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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Car just broke down

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Four Worst Words

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Street artist dream ..

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Baseball In Heaven

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Last Request

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JESUS LOOK AT THIS MESS

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How I view people posting “Kony 2012″ videos…

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Friday, May 18, 2012

Best condom wrapper ever! I love working in a health clinic

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Golf vs Tennis

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If X-Men could play sports…

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The V-neck Evolution

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Question and answer

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Could have been worse

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Bedroom Golf

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Thursday, May 17, 2012

Sent this e-mail to Michael Jordan today, we’ll see how things turn out

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Blonde goes flying

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Some girls regret their spring break decisions more than others

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Deathbed

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Looking back…

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That should work

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The essence of every protest

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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Duct Tape

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Caption contest: How would you title this picture? Reply in comments..

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Booka

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Have you ever tried

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Holiday Dinner

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Epic mom is epic

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Fapped out

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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Internet Explorer has stopped working..

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Circle Flies

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I didn’t get any money this time

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And So It Was

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There’s a parrot on the plane

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Another happy marriage

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Real flight announcements

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Monday, May 14, 2012

Meanwhile in Arkansas

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Rapunzel

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Oh… Oh, okay

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The Genie

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The Christmas airport

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Are you serious p0rn?

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New Golf Terms

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Sunday, May 13, 2012

I deserve a first class seat

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Trolling jeans

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Play As It Lies

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Play As It Lies

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Golfing With Old Guy

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I whip my deer back and forth, I whip my deer back and forth!

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The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Animals go to Heaven

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Funny Quotes: Quote of the day

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Genie’s Map

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Always Been a Doubt

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Learning information

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I went to Arizona for spring break. Arizona was very happy to see me

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I think he’s enjoying it

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Thursday, May 10, 2012

You know what, fuck it

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Love Handles

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Seeing a child in need

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A Million Dollars

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It just looks so wrong..

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A minister tells a joke

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Sneaking In

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Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Slow Death

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Training the blonde

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Funny Golf Truths

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Small difference between cats and dogs..

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Who is Kony’s Favorite Rapper?

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Kony is like his penis

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DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME

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Monday, May 7, 2012

I’ll drink to that!

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Silver Lining

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The Helpful Wife

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Forever Alone Guy

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Worries about a risk

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IRS Genie

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Golf Truths

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Sunday, May 6, 2012

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Suing Golfer

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Penguins

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Trouble with plane engines

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Nice Cones!

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Upside down dog

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Blink

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I do this everyday

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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Useless fact of the day…

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Every time I grill

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DUI

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Skrillex Drops Groceries

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That’s all the dinner I’ll need!

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American Beer

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Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The Politically Correct Country Club

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Carjacking

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Useless fact of the day…

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The blind man is here

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The Force Is Strong With This One

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This picture hits you hard

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Look children, the mother whale is teaching her calf to be an attention whore!

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