Thursday, May 31, 2012
Check out the sexy coupons I got for my birthday!
Check out the sexy coupons I got for my birthday! ... http://p.ost.im/p/enx9g8
Me when my Mom used to shield my eyes during a sex scene in a movie
Me when my Mom used to shield my eyes during a sex scene in a movie ... http://p.ost.im/p/en4DBx
How to be truly offensive at a funeral
Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.Tell the widow th ... http://p.ost.im/p/enuCtw
Its the children that you gotta watch out for!
Its the children that you gotta watch out for! ... http://p.ost.im/p/enHt7x
Golf Again?
Youre going out to play golf again his wife complained.Im only doing u ... http://p.ost.im/p/enmgGU
Flat Tummy
There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a ... http://p.ost.im/p/enqeSQ
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
FBI Job Interview
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walk ... http://p.ost.im/p/enbvQs
Getting a Promotion
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversati ... http://p.ost.im/p/enqKXh
How we imagine most of our myjokemail fans
How we imagine most of our myjokemail fans ... http://p.ost.im/p/en6XLu
Your Last Lamaze Class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze clas ... http://p.ost.im/p/enh8Yd
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Do you go to church?
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preac ... http://p.ost.im/p/etvnED
Totally worth paying for the data plan
Totally worth paying for the data plan ... http://p.ost.im/p/endMsX
An engineer and a programmer
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long f ... http://p.ost.im/p/etpcfY
Those raccoons are not luggage
As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make t ... http://p.ost.im/p/endNS4
Illinois basketball Meyers Leonard getting surprised by his military brother coming home early
Illinois basketball Meyers Leonard getting surprised by his military br ... http://p.ost.im/p/et3R9B
Cookies
An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed.While suffering the agonies o ... http://p.ost.im/p/etnFTG
Monday, May 28, 2012
The Genie
A man was in a bar and needed a light for his cigarette. The man next t ... http://p.ost.im/p/etge6g
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off ... http://p.ost.im/p/etpfEa
A no-frills airline
Youll Know Its a No-Frills Airline If:They dont sell tickets, they se ... http://p.ost.im/p/etWKMD
One Free Wish
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road ... http://p.ost.im/p/et3x4v
A nun arrives at the local bar
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint a ... http://p.ost.im/p/etG5yB
I still haven’t seen the KONY video
I still haven’t seen the KONY video ... http://p.ost.im/p/enjFQb
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Sadly, how I feel when I wear high-heels
Sadly, how I feel when I wear high-heels ... http://p.ost.im/p/en2dkM
Found this goldmine on my facebook wall…
Found this goldmine on my facebook wall… ... http://p.ost.im/p/etqYtT
Blonde Golfer
One day a Blonde was walking down the street when the club pro saw her ... http://p.ost.im/p/etttR8
Just Think
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impass ... http://p.ost.im/p/enRLFP
Closing sermon words
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he ... http://p.ost.im/p/etW3pC
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Wait, no, it’s a WTF?
It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Wait, no, it’s a WTF? ... http://p.ost.im/p/etgGMH
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
A Reminder to Always Stay Confident
A Reminder to Always Stay Confident ... http://p.ost.im/p/etTKBa
One of the best tattoos i’ve ever seen
One of the best tattoos i’ve ever seen ... http://p.ost.im/p/ethfGp
Scary organization
The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The ... http://p.ost.im/p/etrChe
We don’t see enough pictures like this
We don’t see enough pictures like this ... http://p.ost.im/p/etBVbW
Thursday, May 24, 2012
I met a very distinguished door during my travels
I met a very distinguished door during my travels ... http://p.ost.im/p/etrKeG
A friend of mine saw this at whole foods.
A friend of mine saw this at whole foods. ... http://p.ost.im/p/etPAYy
Dragon for Real, Flying lizard specie found in Indonesia
Dragon for Real, Flying lizard specie found in Indonesia ... http://p.ost.im/p/etDVKG
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
It’s nearly been 100 yrs, should be alright
It’s nearly been 100 yrs, should be alright ... http://p.ost.im/p/etDVnx
Russian Roulette
1st man: My wife had a great idea that I take up a new sport for the su ... http://p.ost.im/p/ethBxn
Highly religious horse
Theres this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 ... http://p.ost.im/p/etH2Ef
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked!2. You woke me up for that?3. Did ... http://p.ost.im/p/etubaq
Cinderella
Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now de ... http://p.ost.im/p/etkCPP
How do you decide who to marry? Written by kids
How do you decide who to marry? Written by kids ... http://p.ost.im/p/etf4gc
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
I didn’t know this level of cuteness was possible
I didn’t know this level of cuteness was possible ... http://p.ost.im/p/etA6UJ
The What If Golf Story
What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals and ... http://p.ost.im/p/etBKsh
One Adorable Golden Puppy and One Very Tolerant Lab Mix
One Adorable Golden Puppy and One Very Tolerant Lab Mix ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGKKEn
The Fast and the Furious: Polio Drift
The Fast and the Furious: Polio Drift ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGtmxc
Teeing Of Womens Tee Box
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 AM, on the first hole of a ... http://p.ost.im/p/et8gee
Monday, May 21, 2012
More Golf Truths
When you play a shot from a bunker and the ball hits the bank, there is ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGXJWH
Caption contest: How would you title this picture? Reply in comments…
Caption contest: How would you title this picture? Reply in comments… ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGtF79
Virgin Death
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGnrQ3
Hungover today, this is exactly how i feel right now
Hungover today, this is exactly how i feel right now ... http://p.ost.im/p/eteYtV
Proof that world is going to end in 2012
Proof that world is going to end in 2012 ... http://p.ost.im/p/etJT87
Sunday, May 20, 2012
The geography of a woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, n ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGqcEG
phone wet. First solution? PUTS IT IN THE MICROWAVE TO DRY OFF
phone wet. First solution? PUTS IT IN THE MICROWAVE TO DRY OFF ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGvKVW
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Car just broke down
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their ca ... http://p.ost.im/p/etdHJ9
Four Worst Words
What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?An ... http://p.ost.im/p/etLJC5
Baseball In Heaven
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in Ame ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGWgPa
Last Request
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.Ha ... http://p.ost.im/p/etRjQS
How I view people posting “Kony 2012″ videos…
How I view people posting “Kony 2012″ videos… ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGpJGx
Friday, May 18, 2012
Best condom wrapper ever! I love working in a health clinic
Best condom wrapper ever! I love working in a health clinic ... http://p.ost.im/p/etJMJ7
Golf vs Tennis
The difference between golf and tennis is that tennis is murder you ju ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGnk8Y
Question and answer
Q: Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen?A: Th ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGQGwV
Could have been worse
Hey, George, did you hear the awful news about John The two golfers wer ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGxewB
Bedroom Golf
Bedroom Golf* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. No ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGUCXJ
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Sent this e-mail to Michael Jordan today, we’ll see how things turn out
Sent this e-mail to Michael Jordan today, we’ll see how things turn o ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGMbYx
Blonde goes flying
A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGj5de
Some girls regret their spring break decisions more than others
Some girls regret their spring break decisions more than others ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGrmgh
Deathbed
Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make mo ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGySNF
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGFh8K
Caption contest: How would you title this picture? Reply in comments..
Caption contest: How would you title this picture? Reply in comments.. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGY4PN
Booka
Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle.The chief ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGSytF
Holiday Dinner
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she ... http://p.ost.im/p/eG6s2H
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Internet Explorer has stopped working..
Internet Explorer has stopped working.. ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGAAhW
Circle Flies
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the troop ... http://p.ost.im/p/eG9XhM
I didn’t get any money this time
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approachi ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGDt4G
There’s a parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGUyr8
Real flight announcements
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight s ... http://p.ost.im/p/eG6jJT
Monday, May 14, 2012
The Genie
A man was walking along the beach and found a bottle. He looked around ... http://p.ost.im/p/esGueX
The Christmas airport
It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and ... http://p.ost.im/p/eG8RR6
New Golf Terms
A Rock Hudson a putt that looked straight, but wasntA Saddam Hussein ... http://p.ost.im/p/esECFp
Sunday, May 13, 2012
I deserve a first class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section o ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGdWLT
Play As It Lies
Bill and Nick, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together a ... http://p.ost.im/p/esWHVX
Play As It Lies
Bill and Nick, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together a ... http://p.ost.im/p/esWHVX
Golfing With Old Guy
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours ... http://p.ost.im/p/es9Pbn
I whip my deer back and forth, I whip my deer back and forth!
I whip my deer back and forth, I whip my deer back and forth! ... http://p.ost.im/p/esnQ4W
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
1. BadAir: When you just cant wait for the world to come to you.2. Bad ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGJv9H
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Animals go to Heaven
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the to ... http://p.ost.im/p/esq73n
Genie’s Map
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked ... http://p.ost.im/p/esV52y
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life.You know, he sa ... http://p.ost.im/p/es4fju
Learning information
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church ... http://p.ost.im/p/es3W7E
I went to Arizona for spring break. Arizona was very happy to see me
I went to Arizona for spring break. Arizona was very happy to see me ... http://p.ost.im/p/eGdp6Y
Friday, May 11, 2012
Airlines running operating systems
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had di ... http://p.ost.im/p/esGUap
Is this how you lose your virginity??
Is this how you lose your virginity?? ... http://p.ost.im/p/eG8mFr
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Love Handles
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washe ... http://p.ost.im/p/escn5y
Seeing a child in need
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mothers br ... http://p.ost.im/p/eswvDW
A Million Dollars
A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, ... http://p.ost.im/p/esfsh4
A minister tells a joke
A preacher, who shall we say was humor impaired, attended a conference ... http://p.ost.im/p/esdnmR
Sneaking In
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who ... http://p.ost.im/p/esLhRU
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Slow Death
Brenda OMalley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arriv ... http://p.ost.im/p/esrLTD
Training the blonde
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. ... http://p.ost.im/p/esUY6n
Funny Golf Truths
Golf is by far the ultimate love / hate relationship. Sometimes it seem ... http://p.ost.im/p/esNAeV
Small difference between cats and dogs..
Small difference between cats and dogs.. ... http://p.ost.im/p/esBAEA
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
What is God’s name?
A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got ... http://p.ost.im/p/esdygc
I don’t understand why I’m friends with these people on Facebook…
I don’t understand why I’m friends with these people on Facebook… ... http://p.ost.im/p/esMHxN
Monday, May 7, 2012
Silver Lining
Two deputies in the Sheriffs Office, one who had been in town for ten y ... http://p.ost.im/p/esDXCc
The Helpful Wife
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation ta ... http://p.ost.im/p/es6pAk
Worries about a risk
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff se ... http://p.ost.im/p/esrRCK
IRS Genie
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel ... http://p.ost.im/p/esN8US
Golf Truths
Golf balls are like eggs . theyre white. Theyre sold by the dozen and ... http://p.ost.im/p/esRX49
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Green Balls
A man enters the golf pro shop and looks all around, frowning.After wa ... http://p.ost.im/p/esfCET
I was at my friend’s house and saw this picture of him and his brother. Definition of ballin’
I was at my friend’s house and saw this picture of him and his brothe ... http://p.ost.im/p/ept4kW
Stinky 7 Iron
A fellow goes to the doctor and says, Doc, every time I swing my 7 iron ... http://p.ost.im/p/epgpVk
Just my mom making some new friends
Just my mom making some new friends ... http://p.ost.im/p/epqMGh
Saturday, May 5, 2012
Suing Golfer
A golfer is ready to tee off, when a golfer in the adjacent fairway hit ... http://p.ost.im/p/epTFrA
Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of ... http://p.ost.im/p/epvRmE
Trouble with plane engines
While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger ... http://p.ost.im/p/ep95Kp
Friday, May 4, 2012
Top 10 slogans for viagra
10. Viagra. The quicker dicker upper9. Heres the beef!8. Get a piece ... http://p.ost.im/p/epm7xL
One of the most ironic things I’ve seen on FB
One of the most ironic things I’ve seen on FB ... http://p.ost.im/p/epQ3WK
Story of my friend
I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said Hi Jack.He shot me. ... http://p.ost.im/p/epCypd
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Homebed theater.. I want this so bad
Homebed theater.. I want this so bad ... http://p.ost.im/p/epbmYu
History of a property
One of the best examples of how ridiculous government paperwork can be ... http://p.ost.im/p/epskq7
Wednesday, May 2, 2012
DUI
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for ... http://p.ost.im/p/epuVNH
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex.Doc, I th ... http://p.ost.im/p/egK79k
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be pol ... http://p.ost.im/p/eprMWf
Carjacking
An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking l ... http://p.ost.im/p/epLVG3
The blind man is here
A Nun was taking a shower one day and she heard the door bell ring, she ... http://p.ost.im/p/epeNBg
Look children, the mother whale is teaching her calf to be an attention whore!
Look children, the mother whale is teaching her calf to be an attention ... http://p.ost.im/p/epjTGT
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