Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Words in America
-by Yakov Smirnoff Another American word that confused me was yep. Yep i ... http://p.ost.im/dteVq3
The Affair
Maria was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. ... http://p.ost.im/dGyK7D
Old Age
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One sai ... http://p.ost.im/dGgcG3
Herpes
A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admire the animal.Wh ... http://p.ost.im/dGcLtR
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. Youre adding chocolate ... http://p.ost.im/dGKqcn
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Chinese Immigrants
Bu, Chu and Fu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become A ... http://p.ost.im/dGV2XX
Easy Hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new ... http://p.ost.im/dGhfey
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
God’s Two Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra ... http://p.ost.im/dGs7fC
Swimming Johnny
Lil Johnny was at the community swimming pool when he was approached by t ... http://p.ost.im/dGhA28
Viagra Confession
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, Father, Im80 ... http://p.ost.im/dGUpgr
The Pope and Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousa ... http://p.ost.im/dGuULd
Stool Sample
An old man had a doctors appointment and as he was a little of the deaf s ... http://p.ost.im/dGGdQG
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Bar Games
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And Eve Said
After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, It i ... http://p.ost.im/dGg9PL
Good Deed
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is ... http://p.ost.im/dGVs5H
56 WAYS TO PISS OFF YOUR ROOMMATE
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Smart Dog
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, ... http://p.ost.im/dG5Fdd
Monday, August 5, 2013
Sex for Dummies
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled Sex for Dummies. Why ... http://p.ost.im/dGVRS4
To Brake or Not to Brake
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Sperm Journey
There are two sperms swimming and swimming and swimming and swimming for ... http://p.ost.im/dGVJRF
Far-Out Menu
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Word Game
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Sunday, August 4, 2013
Homeless Feast
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Speed limit
There is part of road on the way to my town where the speed limit turns f ... http://p.ost.im/dsWhD8
Johnny Fuckhauer
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Makes You Think
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Gladwrap
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Saturday, August 3, 2013
Be careful what you ask for
Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I kno ... http://p.ost.im/dGbWDb
The Bigger The Dumber
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Sand Blower
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What’s Sex?
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Tight Shoes
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Friday, August 2, 2013
Dish Duty
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A Lawyer and a Pope
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The Mule
A Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dea ... http://p.ost.im/dGfBN7
Ignorant Teller
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Hooray for females. Take heed you men
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INVENTIONS THAT DIDN’T SUCCEED:
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THREE DAUGHTERS
A mother had three daughters who lived far away. At each of their wedding ... http://p.ost.im/dGhRQR
Buckets Full of Fun
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Faithful Wife
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Bad Jokes
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Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Blonde Buddy
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Magic Mirror
A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and rel ... http://p.ost.im/dGjUXR
Glass Eye
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Apples
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Oral Teaser
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Tuesday, July 30, 2013
Quickies
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentists Novocain during ... http://p.ost.im/dstALU
Before and After
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Dopey’s Mistake
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Peanuts
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More Bumper Stickers
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Professional Sex
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Blonde Revenge
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Castrated
Doc, says Arthur, I want to be castrated.What on earth for?, asks the do ... http://p.ost.im/dsKNAJ
Three legged dog
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Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Heavenly Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fat ... http://p.ost.im/dG6FGU
How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away
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Condom Buyer
A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every we ... http://p.ost.im/dsmnMg
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
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Tongue Twister
A guy with a very black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sit ... http://p.ost.im/dsnen2
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentleNever cruel or meanHe has a beautiful smileAnd kee ... http://p.ost.im/dsVsBq
WHAT A WOMAN SAYS, WHAT A MAN HEARS
WHAT A WOMAN SAYS:This place is a mess around here!Cmon, you and I need to c ... http://p.ost.im/dGRjYx
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
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Elderly 69
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Rules for Driving
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Friday, June 14, 2013
How Drunk Were You?
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Small Head
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender h ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbktLg
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Valuable Hen Egg
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbKUX2
I Named Them For You
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbxwUL
Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day
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40th Anniversary
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbFtD5
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Finally Together
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Oriental Massage
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Before Surgery
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Viagra Slogans
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Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Types of Orgasms
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Diesel Fitter
Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbmTYH
Elderly Anniversary
On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the neg ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbmAQu
Fashion Statement
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Sunday, June 9, 2013
Two Nuns
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How To Shower Like a Woman:
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Men – Multiple Choice
Note: All real men answer C to all of these questions. Knowing this, wo ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbmnBB
Redneck Mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old ... http://p.ost.im/p/db8YH7
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Birds and the Bees
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NO MORE TEQUILA
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Diseases
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqgwgR
Whats in Common?
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Friday, June 7, 2013
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING
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True Story
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Fruedian Slip
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Two Nude Statues
Two Nude Statues (1 male, 1 female) in the middle of a park have been s ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqcEKF
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Jesus & Satan – Programmer’s Contest
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Pick Up Lines That Will Get You Killed
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Sister Ann
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Sister Ann
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Middle Aged Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.Gla ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqqrTa
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition goi ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqWwWf
Lucky 13
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 time ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqK9W8
Nuthouse
A psychiatrist is interviewing 3 guys in a nuthousehe asks the first on ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqcS3W
Law of Relativity
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a m ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqvhhw
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Train Carriage
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqQT5J
30 Ways To Annoy Other Drivers
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THE BUS RIDE
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engag ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqKYfp
Neat Idea
As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every tim ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqC9YG
Monday, June 3, 2013
Important Word
A fifth grade teacher asked her class to write down the most exciting w ... http://p.ost.im/p/dq3SdR
Fluffy Stuff
A guy meets a girl at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place ... http://p.ost.im/p/dq7DUh
Signs That You Have Had Too Much Of The 90′s
You try to enter your password on the microwave.You now think of three ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqsLVd
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One:If you pull into my driveway and honk youd better be deliveri ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqpgM2
Sunday, June 2, 2013
NewlyWeds
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Miracle Tampon
Two little boys go into the grocery store. (One is nine, the other four ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqL34f
BONE DIGGERS
What do dogs and women have in common?They both like 12-inch bones.Th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqW4Cq
Cute Story
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the met ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqdVW3
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Henry Ford
Henry Ford went to Heaven upon his death andwas given a warm welcome a ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqYaYW
What Value
Grandpa and Grandma were living with their son and daughter-in-law.Gra ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqkhMW
Shiny Object
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object. She asks the clerk, ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqYRpQ
The Hillbilly and the Game Warden
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqJukn
Friday, May 31, 2013
Wrong Side Of The Bed
A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast.On his way ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqhbPa
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Jock vs. Nerd
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Little Johnny
Ten year old Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and ... http://p.ost.im/p/d44tdU
Top Ten Things Men Should Not Say In Victoria’s Secret
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Darwin Awards
[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded eve ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4nPE3
School Play
Matts dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4USDv
Thursday, May 9, 2013
SIMPLE RULES CHICKS DON”T KNOW
1. Nothing says I love you like a blowjob in the morning.2. Learn to w ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4GHMQ
Secret Box
A Rabbi and his wife were cleaning up the house. The Rabbi came across ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4X8Lx
First Date
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Mailman’s Last Day
There is this mailman that is on his way to retirement and today is h ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4XU47
Only For A Kiss
Walking up to a department stores fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4fuQ3
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Miracle Solution
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices h ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4SfBJ
Horny Gorilla
Its a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4JE5P
Bad Day
It was getting a little crowded in heaven, so God decided to change the ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXcExQ
Classic Homer Simpson Quotes
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs?Or the bees? Or the ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXn7KG
Make Love to a Ghost
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar o ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXKhkH
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Dirty Bird
A woman wanted a pet to keep her company at home while her husband was ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4d8p5
Single Woman A woman walks into a supermarket and buys :
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Amish Body Warmer
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Now what?!
An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter a ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXcj87
Not What It Seems
Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident hunting accident. Jim goes to ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXETc4
Monday, May 6, 2013
Penis
One day when the teacher walked to the blackboard, she noticed someone ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4RpHR
Redneck Math
A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room bef ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4dfhk
Good, Bad & Worse
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Horny Superman
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Poor Guy
A man goes to the doctors and says, Doctor, Ive got this problem, you s ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4SFaT
Sunday, May 5, 2013
Stinky Accident
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Thinker’s Anonymous
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and t ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXnj7e
Quickie
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Gonorrhea
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Lottery Win
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to clai ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXEB5D
Arkansas Wife
Guy in Arkansas comes home to find two suitcases packed on his front po ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXwgNe
Saturday, May 4, 2013
Need A Car
One night a girl was talking to her boyfriend on the phone and they wer ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4MxE3
Magic Sex Pills
A woman complained to her doctor that her husband never wanted sex anym ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXw6AC
Blonde Wishes
Three blondes were walking along the beach and they found an old relic ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXvC2U
So which condom would you use….?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4rywC
WOMAN – A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
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Friday, May 3, 2013
Elephant Parts
A couple take their young son to the circus. When his father goes to bu ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXaqjp
Stuttering Patient
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You Are Probably a High Tech Redneck If…
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Chinese Detective
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chi ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXve54
Louisiana Delivery Room
Way down in Louisiana, Bubbas old lady had been pregnant for some time ... http://p.ost.im/p/d4JFwR
Thursday, May 2, 2013
You smell good
This man went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by hers ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXVNRs
German
It was a hot day. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a roast in the ov ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXfKND
What To Do With The Roses
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Men Know
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Colored Dildos
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Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Strange Cadaver
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Shit List
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Classic Sex Joke
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YOU KNOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN.
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Women: How Guys REALLY Think
1. If you think youre fat, you probably are. Dont ask us.2. Learn to w ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXmPHK
Monday, April 29, 2013
HOW TO SUCCEED IN MATH
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everyt ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXQc8Y
Jeeves
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening.The woman of th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dX9wuG
Labor Machine
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby deliv ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXPBgt
Embarrassing Moment
Ohhh this is a great one . I used to live in apartment complex and a gi ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXH7Fn
Very Short Books
1) A Guide to Arab Democracies2) A Journey through the Mind of Dennis ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXsqj9
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Best Damn Sermon
After years of his wifes pleading, this rich good ole boy finally goes ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXpuXW
How To Shower Like a Man:
1. If you wore clothes to bed last night, take them off while sitting o ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXa6AL
Bear Hunter
A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 22-c ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXx5pN
Oldie But Goody!
An Irishmans been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally sa ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXuUW5
Sex Problem
A man goes to the doctor and says Doc, you gotta help me!The doctor as ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXk8E8
Saturday, April 27, 2013
THREE WISHES
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SHEER MADNESS
At Fredericks of Hollywood a husband wants to buy his wife the sheerest ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXaabm
Blonde Skin
Two blondes were talking to each other and the one couldnt help but not ... http://p.ost.im/p/dX5B9s
Letters to Pastor
Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. You ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXfdWL
Play on Words!
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happe ... http://p.ost.im/p/dX4XmU
Friday, April 26, 2013
Talking Clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college stude ... http://p.ost.im/p/dX5rhg
Bird Tags
According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the meta ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXgAfk
Sam Meets Leon
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick ... http://p.ost.im/p/dX5tjG
TEETH DOWN THERE
There was a woman doing her dishes, and as she looked outthe window sh ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXkLEa
10 Things you may have missed in The Phantom Menance
Note: If you didnt see the movie yet these are some things to look out ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXQCbT
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Elderly Bickering
Grandma Grandpa were sitting in their rocking chairs on the front porc ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXJDkx
Tea… Made with Love
Have you noticed that children sometimes try to be helpful, but it make ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCK28b
Real Cowboy
An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs, a ... http://p.ost.im/p/dX8FaU
Big Sonofabitch
A priest decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks a ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXYBp7
Top Ten Reasons to Buy a New Car
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places. ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXrMR5
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Good Advice
1. Follow your dream! Unless its the one where youre at work in your un ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCGkPw
Saved By The Shoe
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She w ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXMbHu
STAR WARS TOP 10
TOP 10 SEXY LINES FROM STAR WARS *semi-dirty*1.Get in there you big fu ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCcmXQ
Little Johnny in Class
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCnx83
Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop
** I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ** S ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCGX9w
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enoug ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXN9MQ
Die Laughing
During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCsc44
The Top 10 Signs that you joined a cheap HMO
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.9. Directions to your doct ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCc95D
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCG6pY
A Terrible Mistake?
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXrCpx
Monday, April 22, 2013
Beer Prayer
Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hallowed by thy drink.Thy will be dru ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXjHNQ
Winking Problem
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a salesrepr ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXMWta
College Courses For Men
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University of Michigan:B ... http://p.ost.im/p/dX2bJS
Doctor Visit
A 67 year old couple walks into a Sex Therapists office. What can I do ... http://p.ost.im/p/dXJc2A
Which organ is in charge?
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who ... http://p.ost.im/p/dX2fuU
3 Tough Mice
Three mice are in a bar. They are trying to figure out whos the toughes ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCsnnd
“R” Rated Limericks
In the Garden of Eden sat AdamMassaging the bust of his madam.He chuc ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCEu5b
Monday, April 15, 2013
More Jokes Coming Soon!
Hey everyone you probably noticed the joke emails have slowed down and ... http://p.ost.im/p/dCa2jC
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Mississippi Student Absentees
I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real ... http://p.ost.im/p/dQuy9J
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Newlyweds
A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to thei ... http://p.ost.im/p/dQkSpW
Monday, April 1, 2013
Redneck Birth
In the back woods of Kentucky, the rednecks wife went into labor in the ... http://p.ost.im/p/dQj389
Friday, March 29, 2013
Redneck Engineering
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.A ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxVRVv
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Hang Gliding
Here in Kentucky, you dont see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba deci ... http://p.ost.im/p/dQL6ME
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Yankee Test
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are ... http://p.ost.im/p/dQLtvH
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Redneck Timbuktu
The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxsKsP
Monday, March 25, 2013
Arkansas
A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxKPwB
Note my girlfriend left me in the morning before work… What a sweet sweet girlfriend.
The post Note my girlfriend left me in the morning before work… What ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxpVr2
What I would do to someone I hate
The post What I would do to someone I hate appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxtQpU
Abracadabra bitches, I’m fabulous.
The post Abracadabra bitches, Im fabulous. appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxyPTd
I googled badass dog…
The post I googled badass dog… appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dQeq4E
Stormbob Trooperpants
The post Stormbob Trooperpants appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxntD3
Welcome to the world little guy…well f#ck you too.
The post Welcome to the world little guy…well f#ck you too. appeared ... http://p.ost.im/p/dQLCcK
Hey Internet can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?
The post Hey Internet can you please photoshop the sun between my finge ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxFDAF
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Hole Diggers
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and after filling his tank, he ... http://p.ost.im/p/dx5m2W
Saturday, March 23, 2013
Engineering Position
Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A ... http://p.ost.im/p/dx5WPH
Friday, March 22, 2013
Redneck’s 10 Children
An Arkansas woman is in the welfare office filling out forms. The welfa ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxSBcb
Thursday, March 21, 2013
Redneck Investment Strategy
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now b ... http://p.ost.im/p/dx9VdY
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Clearance
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the OzarksRufus a ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxyFYU
Monday, March 18, 2013
Jesus in a Bar
The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxe6PM
Sunday, March 17, 2013
Redneck Genealogy
Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon.Aft ... http://p.ost.im/p/d9cKyy
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Tired Arms
A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbati ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxeQR9
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
BEAT THE CASINO
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vega ... http://p.ost.im/p/dxJ9FU
Scared Stiff
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou ... http://p.ost.im/p/d9VDqn
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
BLONDE DIET
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and ... http://p.ost.im/p/d9yNpj
Monday, March 11, 2013
COMA
Mr. Smiths wife has been in a coma for four months. The nurses have com ... http://p.ost.im/p/d9Afaa
Deer Tick Warning
I hate it when people forward bogus warningsbut this one is real, and i ... http://p.ost.im/p/d9aycX
Saturday, March 9, 2013
Baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feed ... http://p.ost.im/p/d9MXJm
Watermelons
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but ... http://p.ost.im/p/d92DJD
Friday, March 8, 2013
Mexican Wedding
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after t ... http://p.ost.im/p/d9B7N5
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Getting Permission to Play Golf
Four married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the first man ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHHKRV
Three Dead Bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHcqJm
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
COMA AROUSAL
A man rushes out of his wifes hospital room. Doctor, doctor my wifes b ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHHJyH
Sex with a Ghost
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, Who her ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHWL8s
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
BEAUTIFUL?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surg ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHsfmk
Mother and son bonding
The post Mother and son bonding appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHvube
Jug of Moonshine
Seems this hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one ha ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHgWct
Monday, March 4, 2013
Whats a Mexicans favorite sport?
Cross Country.The post Whats a Mexicans favorite sport? appeared first ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHK2ru
Sunday, March 3, 2013
A Baseball Story
Jose is 17 years old and lives in Mexico. All his life he has wanted to ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHwA5m
The Elevator
A redneck family from outside Little Rock was visiting a city in the No ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHQEja
Saturday, March 2, 2013
3 Cold Ones
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHmMNg
BLONDE’S APPENDICITIS
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, ... http://p.ost.im/p/dH97Ms
BLIND, BLONDE, & BALLSY
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, Hey, wan ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHGSY8
Redneck Tips
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in y ... http://p.ost.im/p/dHSrcM
Thursday, February 7, 2013
No need for Photoshop where I live
The post No need for Photoshop where I live appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dm997a
While I don’t regret going to college, this line has always made me think.
The post While I don’t regret going to college, this line has always ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmnpB4
Anyone else think Tyra Banks is starting to look like Roger from American Dad? just saying…
The post Anyone else think Tyra Banks is starting to look like Roger fr ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmawHr
This makes me smile :)
The post This makes me smile :) appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmH98P
The First Time
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where h ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmx6sn
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Base Hit
A Boston fan, a Yankees fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together i ... http://p.ost.im/p/da77nF
To the person leaving flowers on my bike…(popped up on my facebook newsfeed)
The post To the person leaving flowers on my bike…(popped up on my fa ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmF9v9
Whenever I get into an argument with a stubborn asshole.
The post Whenever I get into an argument with a stubborn asshole. appea ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmJKQr
DEAD ANT
Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmAdaj
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?
Juan on Juan.The post What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball ... http://p.ost.im/p/davDbN
Redneck Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and ask ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmBs93
Monday, February 4, 2013
White Coats
Two golfers were waiting their turn on the tee when a naked woman ran a ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmr2Ps
I would have done the same thing
The post I would have done the same thing appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmSgEh
A friendly letter my brother received while in Afghanistan
The post A friendly letter my brother received while in Afghanistan app ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmFMR8
It finally happened to me.
The post It finally happened to me. appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmRggQ
DOG DAYS
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?A golden receive ... http://p.ost.im/p/daKsy6
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Cracked iPhone back + Highlighters
The post Cracked iPhone back + Highlighters appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmL8AR
How I felt Saturday morning when I was kid.
The post How I felt Saturday morning when I was kid. appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/da3565
What do you call a Mexican who can swim?
A Texan.The post What do you call a Mexican who can swim? appeared fir ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmFB56
One of my favorite quotes by George Carlin
The post One of my favorite quotes by George Carlin appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmNVBL
We all know someone this applies to.
The post We all know someone this applies to. appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmBB3x
Ba Ba Black Sheep
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where h ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmjuPN
I have to agree with them
The post I have to agree with them appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmrm5r
Saturday, February 2, 2013
Found this on my porch this morning. I’m keeping it.
The post Found this on my porch this morning. I’m keeping it. appeare ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmhTx6
IN CIDER
A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the te ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmJ7pq
Southern Farmer
A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighb ... http://p.ost.im/p/da74xq
Some people are awesome for no reason
The post Some people are awesome for no reason appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dmNk7v
Friday, February 1, 2013
The serenity of the open seas
The post The serenity of the open seas appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dafDk5
Meanwhile in my friend’s kitchen…
The post Meanwhile in my friend’s kitchen… appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/damAky
“Starry Night” reflections
The post “Starry Night” reflections appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/daPChu
My friend dresses up like Tyrone Biggums. Every. Single. Year. But honestly, who could blame him
The post My friend dresses up like Tyrone Biggums. Every. Single. Year. ... http://p.ost.im/p/daQEw6
So, my wife agreed to try to watch porn with me… SFW
The post So, my wife agreed to try to watch porn with me… SFW appeare ... http://p.ost.im/p/dan6LT
CLOAK & DAGGER
A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his ... http://p.ost.im/p/daU7N2
Old Graveyard
Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night ... http://p.ost.im/p/dayFYC
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Good idea for a tattoo
The post Good idea for a tattoo appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfGdw3
Monday, January 7, 2013
747
Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747?Not everyones been in ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfGRmH
Ron Swanson – Impossible
The post Ron Swanson – Impossible appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfqnS4
BANGING AND BANKING
Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose in ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfWemF
Sunday, January 6, 2013
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
December 14, 1972My dearest darling John:Who ever in the whole world ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfsMv3
It was a funny little pun
The post It was a funny little pun appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dPJ9Lr
BLONDE BUTTER
What do a blonde and butter have in common?They both spread for bread! ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfKEFq
Honestly, did this require a sign?
The post Honestly, did this require a sign? appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfnsdT
This is my couch bitch!
The post This is my couch bitch! appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dPdYX4
If men could get pregnant …
The post If men could get pregnant … appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/df4AaR
Saturday, January 5, 2013
THE ANT
Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?A. Because he was pissed o ... http://p.ost.im/p/dPNbWW
BARBIE’S CHRISTMAS BEAU
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When its her turn, she climbs up ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfbaQD
In the Philippines, children in remote villages get to school by tubing down a river
The post In the Philippines, children in remote villages get to school ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfPME4
I never get tired of this story.
The post I never get tired of this story. appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dPRmcD
Friday, January 4, 2013
I don’t always eat bacon…
The post I don’t always eat bacon… appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfmgnU
NO ARMS, NO CHANCE
A women without arms or legs is sitting on a beach weeping. A guy walks ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfhGY5
How To Fist Mother Nature
The post How To Fist Mother Nature appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfxj6C
DOG DANCER
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?A: They have two left feet.The post ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfyTKw
Thursday, January 3, 2013
CHILLIN’ BIDDIES
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jump ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfjmvD
AN ATHEIST AND A BEAR
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolu ... http://p.ost.im/p/df9u64
Stepping out of the shower in the morning
The post Stepping out of the shower in the morning appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfASFQ
Googled “wut”, did not dissapoint
The post Googled “wut”, did not dissapoint appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfNk33
So my friends got me a birthday cake…
The post So my friends got me a birthday cake… appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfy87Q
Mesocyclone inside supercell thunderstorm !!!!!!!!!!
The post Mesocyclone inside supercell thunderstorm !!!!!!!!!! appeared ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfSYFX
his is why I hate Tetris.
The post his is why I hate Tetris. appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfPbdD
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
CHRISTMAS BONUS
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last months Chr ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfX95U
BASKETBALL CHICKEN
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?He heard the ref was bl ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfCbmK
Do you ever think, man if I was Tony Stark I would grind on that so hard?
The post Do you ever think, man if I was Tony Stark I would grind on th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfDw2M
A hairless rat bathing itself.
The post A hairless rat bathing itself. appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfM4Fb
We need more parents like this.
The post We need more parents like this. appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfhcgn
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Evangeline Lilly backstage at The Hobbit
The post Evangeline Lilly backstage at The Hobbit appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/df9N6w
BLONDE BELLYBUTTON
Why was the Blondes bellybutton bruised?Her husband was a blonde too! ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfSQTG
It’s uhhh…It’s not what it looks like…
The post It’s uhhh…It’s not what it looks like… appeared first ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfBmAY
BITING
A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dff2v9
The Simpson’s harsh truth
The post The Simpson’s harsh truth appeared first on . ... http://p.ost.im/p/dfShyY
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