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The Top 10 Signs that you joined a cheap HMO

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Little Red Riding Hood

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A Terrible Mistake?

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Beer Prayer

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College Courses For Men

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Doctor Visit

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Which organ is in charge?

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3 Tough Mice

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“R” Rated Limericks

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More Jokes Coming Soon!

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Mississippi Student Absentees

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Newlyweds

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Redneck Birth

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Redneck Engineering

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Traffic Cam Win!

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Hang Gliding

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Yankee Test

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Redneck Timbuktu

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My home girl.

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Dinner Time

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Arkansas

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What I would do to someone I hate

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Stormbob Trooperpants

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Welcome to the world little guy…well f#ck you too.

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Hurl

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Uniwhat?

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Hole Diggers

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Engineering Position

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Redneck’s 10 Children

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Clearance

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Jesus in a Bar

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Redneck Genealogy

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Tired Arms

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BEAT THE CASINO

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Scared Stiff

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BLONDE DIET

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COMA

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Deer Tick Warning

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Baseball heaven?

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Watermelons

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Mexican Wedding

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Getting Permission to Play Golf

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Three Dead Bodies

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If I had one..

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Bath Time

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COMA AROUSAL

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Sex with a Ghost

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picking up condoms

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BEAUTIFUL?

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Mother and son bonding

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Jug of Moonshine

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Whats a Mexicans favorite sport?

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A Baseball Story

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The Elevator

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3 Cold Ones

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BLONDE’S APPENDICITIS

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BLIND, BLONDE, & BALLSY

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Redneck Tips

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No need for Photoshop where I live

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While I don’t regret going to college, this line has always made me think.

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Anyone else think Tyra Banks is starting to look like Roger from American Dad? just saying…

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Scumbag Ellen

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This makes me smile :)

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The First Time

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i hate camping

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Boobs

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Base Hit

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To the person leaving flowers on my bike…(popped up on my facebook newsfeed)

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Whenever I get into an argument with a stubborn asshole.

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DEAD ANT

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User Submitted Post

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This poor fella!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

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T-Rex on a bed. yup

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Redneck Divorce

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White Coats

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I would have done the same thing

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Post Punk

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Classic Kelso

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A friendly letter my brother received while in Afghanistan

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It finally happened to me.

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DOG DAYS

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Cracked iPhone back + Highlighters

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How I felt Saturday morning when I was kid.

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What do you call a Mexican who can swim?

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One of my favorite quotes by George Carlin

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We all know someone this applies to.

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Ba Ba Black Sheep

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I have to agree with them

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User Submitted Post

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Utterly brilliant.

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Found this on my porch this morning. I’m keeping it.

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Best one till now :D

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IN CIDER

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Southern Farmer

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Some people are awesome for no reason

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The serenity of the open seas

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Meanwhile in my friend’s kitchen…

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“Starry Night” reflections

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My friend dresses up like Tyrone Biggums. Every. Single. Year. But honestly, who could blame him

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So, my wife agreed to try to watch porn with me… SFW

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CLOAK & DAGGER

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Old Graveyard

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I’m 7 years old too.

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Thanks John.

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From Downtown.

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Good idea for a tattoo

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747

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Sorry

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Ron Swanson – Impossible

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BANGING AND BANKING

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Oh youtube, so wise

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THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

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It was a funny little pun

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BLONDE BUTTER

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Well, can we?

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Honestly, did this require a sign?

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This is my couch bitch!

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User Submitted Post

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If men could get pregnant …

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THE ANT

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Fonts Matter.

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BARBIE’S CHRISTMAS BEAU

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Ban Guns!

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Get outta here!

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In the Philippines, children in remote villages get to school by tubing down a river

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I never get tired of this story.

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Bitches

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Oh Liam…

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I don’t always eat bacon…

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NO ARMS, NO CHANCE

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How To Fist Mother Nature

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DOG DANCER

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Go crabs!

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CHILLIN’ BIDDIES

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AN ATHEIST AND A BEAR

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Stepping out of the shower in the morning

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Googled “wut”, did not dissapoint

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So my friends got me a birthday cake…

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Mesocyclone inside supercell thunderstorm !!!!!!!!!!

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his is why I hate Tetris.

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Nah..

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CHRISTMAS BONUS

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BASKETBALL CHICKEN

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Do you ever think, man if I was Tony Stark I would grind on that so hard?

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A hairless rat bathing itself.

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We need more parents like this.

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Opa Sandy Style

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Evangeline Lilly backstage at The Hobbit

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BLONDE BELLYBUTTON

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It’s uhhh…It’s not what it looks like…

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BITING

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