Monday, April 29, 2013

HOW TO SUCCEED IN MATH

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Jeeves

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Labor Machine

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Embarrassing Moment

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Very Short Books

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Best Damn Sermon

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How To Shower Like a Man:

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Bear Hunter

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Oldie But Goody!

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Sex Problem

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Saturday, April 27, 2013

THREE WISHES

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SHEER MADNESS

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Blonde Skin

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Letters to Pastor

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Play on Words!

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Friday, April 26, 2013

Talking Clock

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Bird Tags

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Sam Meets Leon

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TEETH DOWN THERE

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10 Things you may have missed in The Phantom Menance

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Thursday, April 25, 2013

Elderly Bickering

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Tea… Made with Love

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Real Cowboy

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Big Sonofabitch

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Top Ten Reasons to Buy a New Car

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Good Advice

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Saved By The Shoe

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STAR WARS TOP 10

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Little Johnny in Class

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Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Cop

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Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Redneck Vasectomy

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Die Laughing

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The Top 10 Signs that you joined a cheap HMO

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Little Red Riding Hood

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A Terrible Mistake?

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Monday, April 22, 2013

Beer Prayer

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Winking Problem

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College Courses For Men

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Doctor Visit

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Which organ is in charge?

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3 Tough Mice

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“R” Rated Limericks

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Monday, April 15, 2013

More Jokes Coming Soon!

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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Mississippi Student Absentees

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Newlyweds

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Monday, April 1, 2013

Redneck Birth

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