Wrong Side Of The Bed

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Jock vs. Nerd

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Little Johnny

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Top Ten Things Men Should Not Say In Victoria’s Secret

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Darwin Awards

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School Play

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SIMPLE RULES CHICKS DON”T KNOW

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Secret Box

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First Date

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Mailman’s Last Day

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Only For A Kiss

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Miracle Solution

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Horny Gorilla

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Bad Day

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Classic Homer Simpson Quotes

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Make Love to a Ghost

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Dirty Bird

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Single Woman A woman walks into a supermarket and buys :

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Amish Body Warmer

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Now what?!

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Not What It Seems

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Penis

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Redneck Math

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Good, Bad & Worse

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Horny Superman

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Poor Guy

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Stinky Accident

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Thinker’s Anonymous

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Quickie

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Gonorrhea

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Lottery Win

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Arkansas Wife

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Need A Car

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Magic Sex Pills

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Blonde Wishes

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So which condom would you use….?

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WOMAN – A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

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Elephant Parts

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Stuttering Patient

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You Are Probably a High Tech Redneck If…

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Chinese Detective

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Louisiana Delivery Room

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You smell good

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German

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What To Do With The Roses

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Men Know

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Colored Dildos

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Strange Cadaver

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Shit List

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Classic Sex Joke

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YOU KNOW THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN.

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Women: How Guys REALLY Think

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