Friday, June 14, 2013
How Drunk Were You?
Three guys were discussing how drunk they got the night before. The fi ... http://p.ost.im/p/db3fha
Small Head
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender h ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbktLg
Thursday, June 13, 2013
Valuable Hen Egg
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbKUX2
I Named Them For You
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbxwUL
Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day
1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be?2. Do I look like a f ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbXTag
40th Anniversary
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbFtD5
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Finally Together
A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon m ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbrWhr
Oriental Massage
A guy was on a business trip and hes staying in this fancy hotel. When ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbRxBD
Before Surgery
A lady wanted bigger breasts, so she went to her doctor to get a referr ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbdadK
Viagra Slogans
16. Just do her.15. We work harder, so you dont have to14. Ten inches ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbNTX5
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Types of Orgasms
Sex in a boat oargasmsSex with a nerd dorkgasmsSex at the entrance ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbF8ga
Diesel Fitter
Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbmTYH
Elderly Anniversary
On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the neg ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbmAQu
Fashion Statement
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing ... http://p.ost.im/p/db65AS
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Two Nuns
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instr ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbYUmk
How To Shower Like a Woman:
1. Take off the fourteen layers of clothing you slept in because there ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqEvF9
Men – Multiple Choice
Note: All real men answer C to all of these questions. Knowing this, wo ... http://p.ost.im/p/dbmnBB
Redneck Mirror
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old ... http://p.ost.im/p/db8YH7
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Birds and the Bees
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and t ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqc7pN
NO MORE TEQUILA
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind ... http://p.ost.im/p/dquqEj
Diseases
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqgwgR
Whats in Common?
There is this guy in Canada and he is about to cross the Niagra Falls o ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqvbAU
Friday, June 7, 2013
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING
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True Story
After the May 3rd 1999 tornado, many Oklahoma City residents have tried ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqGCJq
Fruedian Slip
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an i ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqV7Nk
Two Nude Statues
Two Nude Statues (1 male, 1 female) in the middle of a park have been s ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqcEKF
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Jesus & Satan – Programmer’s Contest
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer.Th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqCYvF
Pick Up Lines That Will Get You Killed
1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. Id ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqbKp5
Sister Ann
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight? inquired Father Dan d ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqt3Kv
Sister Ann
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight? inquired Father Dan d ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqt3Kv
Middle Aged Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.Gla ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqqrTa
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition goi ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqWwWf
Lucky 13
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 time ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqK9W8
Nuthouse
A psychiatrist is interviewing 3 guys in a nuthousehe asks the first on ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqcS3W
Law of Relativity
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a m ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqvhhw
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Train Carriage
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqQT5J
30 Ways To Annoy Other Drivers
1. Vary your vehicles speed inversely with the speed limit.2. Roll dow ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqvh3B
THE BUS RIDE
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engag ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqKYfp
Neat Idea
As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every tim ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqC9YG
Monday, June 3, 2013
Important Word
A fifth grade teacher asked her class to write down the most exciting w ... http://p.ost.im/p/dq3SdR
Fluffy Stuff
A guy meets a girl at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place ... http://p.ost.im/p/dq7DUh
Signs That You Have Had Too Much Of The 90′s
You try to enter your password on the microwave.You now think of three ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqsLVd
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One:If you pull into my driveway and honk youd better be deliveri ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqpgM2
Sunday, June 2, 2013
NewlyWeds
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqhW2v
Miracle Tampon
Two little boys go into the grocery store. (One is nine, the other four ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqL34f
BONE DIGGERS
What do dogs and women have in common?They both like 12-inch bones.Th ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqW4Cq
Cute Story
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the met ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqdVW3
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Henry Ford
Henry Ford went to Heaven upon his death andwas given a warm welcome a ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqYaYW
What Value
Grandpa and Grandma were living with their son and daughter-in-law.Gra ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqkhMW
Shiny Object
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object. She asks the clerk, ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqYRpQ
The Hillbilly and the Game Warden
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He ... http://p.ost.im/p/dqJukn
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