Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Blonde Buddy

A buddy and I were golfing one afternoon and getting somewhat bored with ... http://p.ost.im/dGbH8H

Magic Mirror

A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and rel ... http://p.ost.im/dGjUXR

Glass Eye

A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous woman eati ... http://p.ost.im/dstve3

Apples

A guy is driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying App ... http://p.ost.im/dswfLw

Oral Teaser

A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a fe ... http://p.ost.im/dsWD8H

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Quickies

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentists Novocain during ... http://p.ost.im/dstALU

Before and After

When you are dating.. Farting is never an issueWhen you are married .You ... http://p.ost.im/dsTf5M

Dopey’s Mistake

The seven dwarfs walk up the pope as they encourage Dopey to ask the pope ... http://p.ost.im/dGF3vp

Peanuts

A preacher visits an elderly woman of his congregation. As he sits on the ... http://p.ost.im/ds7CLe

More Bumper Stickers

1.Save the trees. Wipe your butt with an owl.2. Honk if youve never seen ... http://p.ost.im/dswr4C

Professional Sex

A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, do ... http://p.ost.im/dG22Ah

Blonde Revenge

WHATS BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?- A brunette who ... http://p.ost.im/dsK4h8

Castrated

Doc, says Arthur, I want to be castrated.What on earth for?, asks the do ... http://p.ost.im/dsKNAJ

Three legged dog

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to t ... http://p.ost.im/dsEd7H

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Heavenly Marriage

On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fat ... http://p.ost.im/dG6FGU

How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptc ... http://p.ost.im/dGMFgv

Condom Buyer

A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every we ... http://p.ost.im/dsmnMg

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Why its good to have five pairs of black shoes.9. The difference bet ... http://p.ost.im/dscP4E

Tongue Twister

A guy with a very black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sit ... http://p.ost.im/dsnen2

The Perfect Man

The perfect man is gentleNever cruel or meanHe has a beautiful smileAnd kee ... http://p.ost.im/dsVsBq

WHAT A WOMAN SAYS, WHAT A MAN HEARS

WHAT A WOMAN SAYS:This place is a mess around here!Cmon, you and I need to c ... http://p.ost.im/dGRjYx

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMANWine her,Dine her,Call her,Hug her,Hold her,Surpri ... http://p.ost.im/dsDRbG

Elderly 69

An elderly man went to a brothel where he was escorted to a private room. ... http://p.ost.im/dsCn3h

Rules for Driving

* 1) When on a one way street, stay to the right to allow oncoming tra ... http://p.ost.im/dGJ66y