Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Words in America
-by Yakov Smirnoff Another American word that confused me was yep. Yep i ... http://p.ost.im/dteVq3
The Affair
Maria was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. ... http://p.ost.im/dGyK7D
Old Age
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One sai ... http://p.ost.im/dGgcG3
Herpes
A man was out walking a dog, and a woman stopped to admire the animal.Wh ... http://p.ost.im/dGcLtR
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.2. Youre adding chocolate ... http://p.ost.im/dGKqcn
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Chinese Immigrants
Bu, Chu and Fu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become A ... http://p.ost.im/dGV2XX
Easy Hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new ... http://p.ost.im/dGhfey
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
God’s Two Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra ... http://p.ost.im/dGs7fC
Swimming Johnny
Lil Johnny was at the community swimming pool when he was approached by t ... http://p.ost.im/dGhA28
Viagra Confession
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, Father, Im80 ... http://p.ost.im/dGUpgr
The Pope and Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousa ... http://p.ost.im/dGuULd
Stool Sample
An old man had a doctors appointment and as he was a little of the deaf s ... http://p.ost.im/dGGdQG
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Bar Games
One night there are a group of guys at a bar. While the guys are drinking ... http://p.ost.im/dGBRGD
And Eve Said
After a few days on the new Earth, the Lord called to Adam and said, It i ... http://p.ost.im/dGg9PL
Good Deed
A guy is at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St. Peter is ... http://p.ost.im/dGVs5H
56 WAYS TO PISS OFF YOUR ROOMMATE
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.2. Twitch a lot.3. Steal a ... http://p.ost.im/dGrpJK
Smart Dog
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, ... http://p.ost.im/dG5Fdd
Monday, August 5, 2013
Sex for Dummies
At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled Sex for Dummies. Why ... http://p.ost.im/dGVRS4
To Brake or Not to Brake
A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill ... http://p.ost.im/dGaxTu
Sperm Journey
There are two sperms swimming and swimming and swimming and swimming for ... http://p.ost.im/dGVJRF
Far-Out Menu
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read:C ... http://p.ost.im/dGbyns
Word Game
One Sunday morning, the minister told the congregation that he was going ... http://p.ost.im/dGssgy
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Homeless Feast
A bartender has closed his bar for the night. As he is sweeping, he hears ... http://p.ost.im/dG52cD
Speed limit
There is part of road on the way to my town where the speed limit turns f ... http://p.ost.im/dsWhD8
Johnny Fuckhauer
On the first day of third grade, Miss Torch took roll. My name is Johnny ... http://p.ost.im/dGhhhK
Makes You Think
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters ... http://p.ost.im/dGfckp
Gladwrap
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only shorts made from gladwrap. ... http://p.ost.im/dGVkEy
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Be careful what you ask for
Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I kno ... http://p.ost.im/dGbWDb
The Bigger The Dumber
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy ... http://p.ost.im/dGBHJK
Sand Blower
A guy is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a h ... http://p.ost.im/dG9wuk
What’s Sex?
A little girl ran out to the backyard where her father was working, and a ... http://p.ost.im/dGpYwt
Tight Shoes
On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded b ... http://p.ost.im/dGhLee
Friday, August 2, 2013
Dish Duty
There was a young man who had always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. ... http://p.ost.im/dGy6nd
A Lawyer and a Pope
A Lawyer and a Pope St. Peter greeted two newcomers at the Pearly Gates. ... http://p.ost.im/dGAurK
The Mule
A Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dea ... http://p.ost.im/dGfBN7
Ignorant Teller
A man walks into a bank and approaches the teller counter. Nice tits, hon ... http://p.ost.im/dGbF4L
Hooray for females. Take heed you men
* We got off the Titanic first.* We can scare male bosses with mysteriou ... http://p.ost.im/dGBNCk
INVENTIONS THAT DIDN’T SUCCEED:
The waterproof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSub ... http://p.ost.im/dsWNj2
THREE DAUGHTERS
A mother had three daughters who lived far away. At each of their wedding ... http://p.ost.im/dGhRQR
Buckets Full of Fun
A guy walks into a whorehouse and tells one of the girls he wants a blowj ... http://p.ost.im/dGCNR5
Faithful Wife
A man was in a coma for about 2 months, and when he finally awakened, he ... http://p.ost.im/dGg7cV
Bad Jokes
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a mens restroom?A: Say, Nice dick.Q ... http://p.ost.im/dGhpAC
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