Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Old Golfer: A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older re.. http://bit.ly/3uNdH8
Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Stalled Conversation: Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bathroom, I stopped at a rest area a.. http://bit.ly/1NGLLP
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Bottle of Wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona whe.. http://bit.ly/MsoOD
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Signs You've Bought A "Cash for Clunkers" Reject:
~ You fill the tank with Unleaded Coal.
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~ You fill the tank with Unleaded Coal.
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Monday, October 19, 2009
3 people on a airplane: Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought i.. http://bit.ly/3EPD8a
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
University of Leeds: A young man graduated from University of Leeds with a degree in journalism.
His fi.. http://bit.ly/1823h9
His fi.. http://bit.ly/1823h9
Monday, October 5, 2009
Top Ten Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed To Obama's Health Care Plan: (10) Your annual breast exam is .. http://bit.ly/CV7f6
Burglary Trial: Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your ca.. http://bit.ly/AZ5N
Monday, September 28, 2009
Looks of Disappointment: A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by hi.. http://bit.ly/8loqo
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD: If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I .. http://bit.ly/2JudtW
When I .. http://bit.ly/2JudtW
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Saturday, September 19, 2009
World's Most Beautiful Fountains:
World's Most Beautiful Fountains The 7 most beautiful fountains collectively.. http://bit.ly/i4x7i
World's Most Beautiful Fountains The 7 most beautiful fountains collectively.. http://bit.ly/i4x7i
Senility: An elderly man went to his doctor and said, 'Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I .. http://bit.ly/fFBBG
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Love: You know, sometimes, a sense of humor can get in the way of personal feelings. Take this conversatio.. http://bit.ly/37vEdv
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Cyber Sex: For those of you who have been subscribed for awhile, you might remember this famous conversation I h.. http://bit.ly/4FAwmQ
Monday, September 14, 2009
15 Things You Never Want to Overhear a McDonalds Employee Saying: 15. "What? you need more cooking oil? *un.. http://bit.ly/EnxeI
Birds and the bees: A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Dadd.. http://bit.ly/ZZm8R
Sunday, September 13, 2009
What Men DO Know: Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.
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Men know that PMS i.. http://bit.ly/lC1g9
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Men know that PMS i.. http://bit.ly/lC1g9
092203: MyJokeMail Issue: 09/22/2003
(Note: This is not a sexually oriented website if you're looking for Read .. http://bit.ly/l3By9
(Note: This is not a sexually oriented website if you're looking for Read .. http://bit.ly/l3By9
A Blonde Misunderstanding: A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners....On the way out the door, the lady at th.. http://bit.ly/bgLWd
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Joke - Sister Sister
A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister."
Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister."
"I do?" questions the confused youngster.
"Sure," responds the dad, "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"
http://www.myjokemail.com/100025/jokes/sister-sister.html
Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister."
"I do?" questions the confused youngster.
"Sure," responds the dad, "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door."
The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"
http://www.myjokemail.com/100025/jokes/sister-sister.html
Monday, April 20, 2009
MyJokeMail the beginning
I've been working with Joomla for a long time now. I use it on my website which is a joke website and not in the context that its a joke but that it has jokes every thing from blond jokes to lawyer jokes to my favorite type of jokes little johnny jokes.
While Joomla is a great CMS software it fails me as being used for a joke site. One thing my site depends on is jokes being submitted by our members and while there are a few front end content submitting components they are still lacking the ability to allow guest to submit jokes. But I recently found something that I'm testing out to see if I can fix that.
Along with Jokes the site also contains a vast amount of other humorous items like funny pictures and funny videos. Plus some one of a kind items like goofy bastards and kids drawings.
All in all MyJokeMail has been a blast to work on. And I continue to work on it every day.
While Joomla is a great CMS software it fails me as being used for a joke site. One thing my site depends on is jokes being submitted by our members and while there are a few front end content submitting components they are still lacking the ability to allow guest to submit jokes. But I recently found something that I'm testing out to see if I can fix that.
Along with Jokes the site also contains a vast amount of other humorous items like funny pictures and funny videos. Plus some one of a kind items like goofy bastards and kids drawings.
All in all MyJokeMail has been a blast to work on. And I continue to work on it every day.
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